God I love the wittiness in the pigeon books. I wish I was witty. All the time.
I would say exactly what is on my mind and people would just think I'm funny, not weird. Cuz lots of people think I'm weird when I am being my goofy self, so I don't like to be my goofy self very much. Which is too bad. I should just drink more, then it wouldn't matter. Except it would, cuz I don't like to drink much. People get hurt and I would not do a good job as a mom, a counselor, a photographer, a wife, and whatever else it is I do. Which is everything.
I am going to die pretty soon if I keep this up. Just kidding. I shouldn't kid like that. Now you think I'm weird. I am weird. But I like myself. And I like people who like me even though I'm weird.
Like when I put on a short presentation to parents a couple weeks ago. My friend and co-worker Kim and I put our brains together and came up with a magic show about Love and Logic. We have to do this statistic gathering side show and therefore asked parents if they would like more and how useful it was. That sort of thing. Then we asked something like "if not, why?" and we were going to add which presenter they liked better, like this: Do you like Ilisa or Kim better? And we were going to give the option of neither.
Who wouldn't want to come to our presentations? We rule. No, you do cuz you're putting up with this awful blog post.
So I read this thing the other day and it was about how sinful we are because we are so self centered. Well, I couldn't help but think about this whole blog and how self centered it is! No wonder I only get like 5 comments. People must really be sick of reading about me and my family.
"Blah blah fricken blah" is what I'd think if I read about us all the time! Really, why not just post pictures? Who has time to read this crap?! Just kidding. I know you like to cuz it's like a soap opera. Drama this. Brama, I mean drama, that.
Speaking of Brama, do you think Barack is going to be our president again? I remember when I had Nolan, I was in the hospital, and that was all over the news. It was September 3rd and 4th. He was born only on the 4th, that would be something if it was both - I went to the hospital on the3rd. Anyways, I remember looking at Palin thinking "Down syndrome". I don't think I knew. Well, of course I didn't! But now I feel this sort of kinship with her and her family.
Just kidding. That whole last paragraph was just to throw you off and take you for a ride. It really doesn't matter. None of this does. Are you still reading though?
Honestly, I am blogging like this because, I kid you not, I have 1,000 things to blog about. In fact, I have started other posts that are just sitting there. It is like I have so much to blog about that I can't blog about anything. Like what Calvin is up to. He feeds himself a little now. He is starting to eat some gluten. He has been sick but doing pretty good, thanks to the absence of adenoids. I am drained by everything else in my life. But there again, center of the universe...we all are busy! And, I do this to myself.
Speaking of busy, my contract for next year is sitting at my desk. I have not signed it. I have not decided yet if I want to. I wish God would come visit me and tell me what to do cuz I have no freaking clue and Joe won't give me an answer. Neither will my mom, or anyone else. I just wish decisions were easier.
I am going to stop now and share some pix. Have a great day. Soon I will be able to blog more and tell you all about my family - really I am surprised people care that much! ;) Love you!